Vowel Bowel

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:23:00 -0500

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1622160049

Hey, look at me.

I’m a Ralph-Lauren-donning, Cantona-thug-collar-popping, pussy-lipped-looking mother fucker. And whoever the fucked named me clearly had a stroke.

Hey, look at me.

I’m swearing. But I don’t mean it.

Hey, look at this.

Practicing on Mr Adams makes my wittle lips sore. I just have to get the best balm and gloss.

Hey, look at me and my friends.

It’s perfectly natural for a group of such chiselled young men to rub torsos together. And it’s not that I’m waring an apron because I’m cast as an omega in the group or something, it’s just I thought it was funny. They say having a gun is like having another penis. See these double barrelled, sawn off finger guns I got? Two are even pointing into the camera, to you. See there really is quite a few cocks here now in this photo.

Inaugural ill-head

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:54:00 -0500

http://www.facebook.com/BigSue55

Isn’t the lighting nice?

Here’s TJ Apsey, he’s real trendy. You can tell by the rose tattoo he probably leans more towards the rock and indie spectrum, and I think it’s there to tell us that. It’s complimented nicely by the art he has posted.

The ceaseless perfection of infinity is mirrored by ‘TJ’s rejection of social or even physical constraints.

Here he is swearing at an ATM

‘TJ’ is raging really heavily against the machine here. A real 99%er. And isn’t that tie die number a real sartorial masterpiece. What a ledge.

‘TJ’ is clearly someone who champions an emphatic ‘NO’ to the status quo. He used the Facebook Image Rotate function to strong effect to demonstrate this:

Infinity turned on its head. Now it’s an ‘8’.

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Vowel Bowel

Inaugural ill-head